I like my beer, neat
I like my beer in my boat,
I don’t like it spilt upon my coat.
I like my beer in a glass,
but I don’t like it when i had too much beer and land on my ass.
I like my beer at the bar,
so long as I am not driving my car,
I like my beer when I am camping,
So long as it does not cause intenstinal cramping!
I would keep going, but I think we get the point...I like beer